Thursday, November 27, 2008

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refused to deliver letters toys

By MH
Amid a historic new global financial crisis and after the conclusion of "Noche Buena", Wounded Marsupial, always on the hunt for the truth, now moved to the North Pole so cold (remember, climate change), the workshop of Santa Claus to talk to the mythical character some points on this date "peace and love."

on the facade of something huge and magical workshop does not seem right. Instead of the bright ornaments are plentiful union banners with slogans offensive (in the style of ASTRAMAR): "Santa're a piranha workers", "Fat traitor of good intentions."

These measures are a peaceful strike which made hundreds of goblins in protest at a series of layoffs "unjustified" in the workshop.

also demand better work conditions, such as the timely payment of the pension fund, social insurance payments, new uniforms, payment of bonus and a "total rejection" of giving gifts to children who behaved "badly " during the year.

Amid the tension, Santa Claus told MH that have established a negotiating table to reinstate fired workers and meet all the demands to not hamper the manufacture of millions of toys.

commercial icon of the "happy holidays" explained that the fall of the financial sector, mainly in the United States, led him to lay off some workers and reduce the purchase of materials for the manufacture of dolls.

assured that complaints on improved working conditions arising from the acquisition of a fleet of buckets of paint (bought in China at reduced prices) to decorate toys because they caused welts and rashes on some employees.

Claus said the lack of liquidity to remove social security, the affected employees could not be treated in health units.

MH confirmed to the discussion of the delivery of toys to children "naughty" was evacuated after a thorough evaluation of infants sent many letters asking for their gifts.

Here are some names of children "naughty" they did not receive gifts:

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Child Quarrelsome: George W. Bush
After five years of mourning filled the Middle East, but especially in Iraq. This year caused an unnecessary war between Russia and Georgia. Besides alcohol abuse in the Beijing games and went on to flirt with some players in front of his wife. Request

gift: Denied.

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Child Whimsical: Daniel Ortega
He refused to allow entry of international observers for the elections, also attended the review of electoral records, a situation that caused a disorder with numerous clashes between opposition leaders and Sandinista. Request
gift: Denied.

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Child abuse: Álvaro Uribe
trespassing into the territory of Ecuador and bombers attacked some villages of the South American country, although the reason was responding to insults from a brother who was bothering him a lot, does not warrant that has attacked its neighbors Ecuador and Venezuela. Gift request: Denied.

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Child arrogant: Mauricio Funes

He has been arrogant and rude to reporters when questioned on uncomfortable issues. The image and exposure it had in the media, mainly television, during his years of journalistic work he created in very similar attitudes to pride. Gift request: In comment, the gift could be delivered on March 15, 2009, if it promises to change .

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blasphemous Child: Rodrigo Avila
In its many interests in media used constantly the name of God in vain, with the phrase "my government for all going to God."
addition, the lord of the bronzed cheeks considered it "very stuttering" and "counter bad jokes, but the plump character did not waste the opportunity to send a greeting to Celina to those who welcomed and promised him a trip to visit his workshop at the North Pole as a "consolation prize." Request

gift: Denied.

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traitor Child: Arturo Zablah

attacked from behind his brothers party and bit the hand that fed him earlier to find spaces in other political deals. To be excluded from them went back to their decadent brothers to criticize those who did not.
For Claus, Funes Zablah shares the title "haughty and arrogant child, but believes the opposition candidate as a" sex symbol ", which has won the favor mainly the female vote. Request
gift: Denied.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

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On the small screen


Quijano will be starring in "Market Passion

Writing
Farándula MH
The athletic candidate for mayor of San Salvador Norman Quijano, is the coveted new beau Televisa telenovela "Pasión Market," which will be led by Chilean Valentín Pimstein, producer of the trilogy: Marimar, Maria Mercedes and Maria la del Barrio.
Sources close to the "candidate of the bike" said Wounded Marsupial Norman won the lead role of the soap after doing a casting (private) during the youth forum "Central American-Caribbean Area 2008" in the he had to "pass" by the president of Televisa, Emilio Azcarraga Jean.

"Norman is a good actor, plays his roles very well. I've seen at other times of cyclist, painter, and personally, I was moved by his performance in the novel's flag, "said Azcarraga.

The president of Mexico's major media consortium also stressed that the candidate for mayor has good "temple" to develop their new role as it has "good physical condition, his white hair makes him look to George Clooney, and Bam Ray glasses give a lot of personality."

"Mercado de Passion" will be co-starring Adela Mendez, a seller of the Central Market of San Salvador, who won an "Lo Nuestro" for his role in the action film "The Macanas of CAM."

Known "back stage" Quijano and Mendez has begun an affair prior to the filming of the telenovela, as both were captured by "paparazzi" giving "passionate kisses" in the cemetery The Illustrious at the grave of Major Roberto D'abbuisson.

They were also seen in the food sector of the Central Market, a cocktail mingling shell (an aphrodisiac), and drinking soda chan. It also emerged that Quijano bought his teammate a blouse on sale at the bazaar News Sarita, sector 5 of the same shop.

The telenovela "Pasión Market" will last until January 18, 2009 and will be broadcast by the Salvadoran Telecorporación (TCS), who has bought the exclusive rights and distribution in the rest of Central America.

Synopsis: "Market Passion
The luxury car of a wealthy man, single, handsome, professional and son of a respectable family, has a mechanical versus a crowded market in the capital. In their search for a workshop is not only the replacement of the vehicle, but also the love of his life, a vegetable vendor.
soon have to fight for the "what say" of society and find their vocation for the poor and the struggles of their rights.

Review: * bad
The story is the same and the outcome is predictable. The only thing salvageable is the setting and location, the Central Market Hall 10.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

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"Urge to me your Hand"


Candidate "blue" hired top publicist and campaign adviser


Writing
MH
candidate Ego mayor of San Salvador by former military wing National Conciliation Party (PCN), a graduate-lawyer-master and outstanding student from prestigious universities, Carlos Remberto Gonzalez, made the hiring of publisher Maurice Meyer as its political adviser.

González-who for years painted in beds, poles and any visible space in 99 percent of the country's roads his memorable phrase "Urge", with her sounding name, was appointed last November 6 as the candidate "blue" to the district capital.

One source of his campaign team told Wounded Marsupial that Gonzalez did not hesitate "to recruit, with its own resources, to Meyer as the advertiser is the" brain "of memorable campaigns as" Give me your hand ".

The source, who requested anonymity, said that such campaigns "still echo in the heart of the capital's solidarity."
added that the political campaign of González, the current deputy of the Central American Parliament, a phrase that will appeal to the "most hidden human values" of the capital, who "are tired" of "pernicious and communist red with the current administration has painted the poles of the beautiful San Salvador.
Similarly, Candidate accused Norman Quijano bicycle use as a strategy to attract votes "to win over scores of admirers" in the markets in the capital. The muscular and attractive
ARENA candidate, has already been recovered psychologically after the trauma that caused the removal of the flag in the ring Masferrer and who for unknown reasons and was not happy to see your bike on board, presented commercials recently in a sector selling cocktails Central Market shells.

Rumors facts reached by leaders of this writing sellers insist that the two characters "have had a romantic and passionate history in the last days ", although this version has been officially confirmed.

This situation is viewed with "suspicion" by the CPN as a strategy considered "dirty" electoral appeal because Gonzalez is not as graceful "compared with the physical attributes of Quijano.
PCN candidate, according to the informant said, will soon present in the terminal from the east his campaign slogan to be as far-fetched main sentence: "It is urgent to me your hand."

The campaign, which can be seen on poles, buses and sidewalks, will be accompanied by a photograph of the candidate and also distributed desktop calendars, mugs and baskets for shopping in markets, so that "people will remember in their activities everyday, "said the source.

The PCN has been circulated as a campaign strategy "resume" of their candidate that contains 553 pages-in-class plaster which tells in detail each of his "achievements" personal as well as their experience political party of the "handyman."

Thursday, November 13, 2008

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wonder what he wants the black?

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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El Salvador 2009, born-Eyed



Wounded Marsupial, 40 years on the hunt for the truth, he joins the great election party "El Salvador 2009", in particular: One Eye, because a blind can not lead another blind!.

We invite you to read-every week-most intellects and wise comments of our prestigious analysts, with the sole purpose that you have the best elements to cast their votes. MH

selected a group of characters, some of them resentful of the "ideas" for which once fought, but knowledgeable about Salvadoran reality vast and global.

Here are the protagonists:
Alzheimer
German, owner of the villa "The Solaire, which specializes in sausages and beer, the style of" Oktoberfest ". Knower of all philosophical currents of European political thought, an expert of the Communist regime and Soviet Stalinism. Discover how the Russians intended to revive its red tentacles in Latin America.

Solomon Hebrew Salvadoran descent, leads the Church "The Star of David", is considered the Moses to prevent the people of God return to the totalitarian perversion of Egypt, better known today as the century socialism XXI, where, among other things, the sea is red. Not a Marxist, but is fully in line with the dogma that "religion is the opium of the people."

Ampoya Siblings: Twins Salvadorans, analysts and intellectuals, who know absolutely everything, even from events before they happen. Know your economic forecasts, political, social, sports, astrology and educational on the plans aim to encourage candidates to come to power.

Gali: former Salvadoran guerrilla (by mistake), writer of the book "Moments in the battle" in which anecdotes collected in the "mountain." Put in the window communist ideas, as the know perfectly that the party intends to apply boot-poles.
His knowledge of the communist media management allow them to flag the "tricks" and lies about their candidate.

addition, we will present the Voice of Foreign , a dedicated space for international guests who will tell you about the failure of models "strange" that were implemented in their countries of origin, perverse and dark minds.

El Salvador 2009, MH invites you to follow the path of the elections in the hands of "The Eye", because a blind can not lead the blind!.

Pd. The official launch of our special made a couple of hours in a luxury hotel in the capital with the presence of our analysts and close friends to this initiative in journalism.