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Back to School with MH, little way of my school

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Thousands of Salvadoran children have returned to the classroom. Some of the damaged classrooms contrasted with the smell of books lined, unblemished leaves, new colors and the joy with which students carry their neat uniforms.

Several headteachers expressed their rejection of the use of these as polling in election processes, as the occupiers "have misused the facility."

"They left everything dirty. Oops! Viera seen the bathrooms, jediyíaaaa to pure urine. A lot of papers scattered everywhere, advertising attached to the ends, the desks had inscriptions that read 'Vote for me. " Imagine the example of political education that will teach children, "said Zoila MH Teacher, School Principal Barrientos.

Even with all kinds of obstacles, classes have begun, and so are thousands of stories began among students. Surprises have emerged, have come new faces, new fights, new loves and of course, more punishment.

Cirit "return" Zepada returned to school after a period of absence which was to try his luck in other schools, and now returned, he said, "to stay until the end of his days. "

His teacher has another review of his return. "Cirit is encountered, do not go nowhere to lessons not learned and repeated and repeated grade watch. Generations and generations passed and he continues. I think it's like a cockroach that despite everything always survive, while there will not be crushed. "

And Cirit already begun to cause problems in the classroom, the first dispute is with his classmate Rodolfito "Bic" Parker, who will challenge you to a debate in front of their classmates to discuss their academic views, but his colleagues have said that " are not interested in hearing them. "

In addition, the schoolhouse has become the new PE teacher, Don Norman, an athletic teacher with a long history of bicycle, hiking and volleyball flag, replacing the teacher Violentilla Menjivar, who was removed from office because "there sweat shirt on the pitch. "

In his acceptance speech by his students said: "Hi, Norman. I come from another college, I have high expectations and I get along with everyone, I hope to be your friend. Thank you. "

said that would put many of his students have to exercise, for example Rodriguito "the bald" Calvo, who despite being the captain of high school football is "Pasadita pounds and looks grotesque with all tight blue shirt." It is presumed that their obesity is a product of the juicy "diets" you earn for being the captain, "normalizing" the school team.


The big surprise of the classroom is Anthony Kasandra, nominated by the management of the school as "Bachelor of the year." Despite the accolade, the vast majority of his colleagues give "thanks to the Creator to be."

"It gives them Sabiondo and friends worldwide. Brags about being a friend of all Latin America, think of equity issues and financial crisis, with its hackneyed film criticism the Perfect Storm, says he is 'human sense' and I doubt very much that you know something about the great humanists of the renaissance, "said a classmate who requested anonymity.

Many of his colleagues have promoted a motion to grant the distinction Kasandra "The Donkey of the Year" and send it to the corner, a situation that added to the farewell of his beloved school has caused him severe emotional trauma as in recent weeks has continued to lie.

Until there are no complaints. His teacher said many of his speeches were denied and that more than once punished him with 5,000 lines words "I will not lie to my teammates. Lying is bad. "

The classroom will also decide in the coming days the president of the grade. Top candidates include former director of the school newspaper, "Guicho" Funes and former director of the association Po Ne finger to the Companions (PNC, a group of students repressive guarantee the order in the School), although the sympathies lean toward the journalist.

The big star for this year is Barack "brunette" Obama, many girls rave for the new U.S. and global figure for what they have graced the covers of his books with his picture and the words "I love you."

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Jesus Christ and our President

was His Excellency the President of El Salvador Elías Antonio Saca González Don giving a press conference at the Presidential Palace gardens when a small shock gives way to a celestial glow is Jesus Christ who slowly descends from heaven.
Our Lord descends to the impassive look of Memin (ie type in all the speeches and conferences is behind Get dressed in a sailor suit immaculate) and placed at the side of Mr. Bush.
Jesus Christ, sent by God as two thousand years ago, Saca whispers. Immediately

our president, no way this is democracy, addresses the crowd: "Jesus has heard every message I delivered where I always ask blessings and visit us today to thank our fight against terrorism and the work of our military in Iraq. "

Jesus takes the microphone (with a knowing smile)

-Inhabitants of this land consecrated for my name, what is it not true that just as I multiplied bread and fish to give feed the hungry this man (pointing to Take) has increased the minimum wage will has lowered the bus fare, has built the port and palea Cutuco hunger with the Solidarity Network? "An overwhelming

SIIIII, flooded the gardens of the presidential palace. Jesus

wink Saca and again addressed the crowd: - Is not it true that as I walked among thieves, the thieves walk together?
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resounds again.

- Has not been betrayed by the ruling class, who are now angry with him, and I was betrayed by Judas and spit upon by Jews?

SIIIII
-New sounds in unison.

- Known as the media, like me I was known as the Messiah?
-SIIIII

resumes with strength and emotion.

are convinced, replies Jesus.

Yes, answer the people.
(In the distance the bar starts a rhythmic Norman Quijano "Yes we did, yes it could."

-bursts Jesus Christ ... They are fully convinced?

Another yeahhhh resonates strongly.

So what do you expect to crucify him? ...

"And the truth shall make you free."
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Prospero and brave 2009

year. Give a new spin around the sun that will not be easy. But we preparations, although we are a Wounded Marsupial, we are not far from extinct dead.
Last year we were heavily criticized by dark and light forces, received death threats (in the style Pastor Chamagua on Radio Cadena Mi Gente), theft, and our floppy disks and USB with valuable information about the FARC, even tens of our employees were dismissed by the financial crisis.
But the Mesopotamian calendar indicates that this is the year of the Marsupial, in any of our 270 species. We come with a renewed soul, neat, powered by the wisdom of Tantra. So in the coming months we will share new, hot and exotic postures our readers.
Our teeth are ready to devour all kinds of herbs, especially the poor, because, as the scriptures say: "You have to uproot." We invite you to become part of our exchange, which serves to charge the kids, because the heat of our bellies will take you for a ride by a large spot where the main objective will confront stupidity.
In 2009 they begin to scroll through the players, no matter if they wear a tie, if you travel by bicycle or limousine, if flag has freedom of expression with the standard of journalism or are simply lackeys who care if they are beautiful, ugly, social status or sexual preference, because AIDS as the MH does not distinguish.

Today more than ever, Wounded Marsupial 41 years on the hunt for the truth

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shopping list to withstand the onslaught of communism

MH, where desire to serve the community, then presented a list of items, and their recommendations, you should buy, despite the economic crisis, to survive the onslaught of the imminent arrival of the communists to power.

For Christians:
Bibles in various editions (Latin American Jerusalem and King James) and that under communism the only literature allowed and mandatory group discussion will be The Capital, poket edition of the speeches of Fidel Castro and novenas to "Che Guevara."

addition, you can read, auque in smaller groups, "The Urban Guerrilla Handbook," prepared by the experienced shooter Mario Belloso, and a series of booklets prepared by 12 Salvadorans who last year traveled to Iran to receive training, According to information recently published by a prestigious morning Salvadoran never identified sources.

also guarantees a supply of wax candles and gallons of holy water, which can easily be found in Esquipulas or near the central market.

This is because the Revelation predicts three days of darkness before the end of the world and the arrival of the Communists mean for El Salvador the end of his rant freedoms. According

grandparents, including Jimy Cortez, director of MH during the three days of darkness before the end of the world, by some divine force, just light the candles of wax previously blessed by a priest.

Note: The religious do not become the Theology of Liberation, will be exiled by the communists in an island in the Gulf of Fonseca and will be launched by white sharks in the coastal zone, this because "Religion is the opium of the people."

For men:
A generous endowment of razors (no matter the brand) and that communism will be mandatory for every member of the revolution hold his beard in the style Che Guevara, Fidel Castro and Camilo Cienfuegos. Get ready because there will

competitions thicket acolochamiento and texture of each of the hairs that compose it, and big surprises for the comrades who best meet this trend will impose communism. It will also be compulsory military uniform olive green accompanied by a blood red beret, this garment can also be replaced by a cap similar to that used every day the "Diablito Ruiz, mayor of the heroic city of Soyapango, then the victory will mutate its name to the peoples Palmas Bolivarian. "

For sports fans
Buy "dvds" with "100 goals of all time," Maradona vs Pele and all the classics of Real Madrid - Barcelona, \u200b\u200bbecause communism come forward only baseball, following the example of Cuba.

Certainly the "brigades of citizen power" can only be confronted the government team "The Bearded", in honor of Fidel.

For couples who just
jars bearing a novel formula of aging, (because of the bulge has not yet found the ideal elements) which will soon be presented to the press by the legendary journalist Chango_7_rayos, its inventor .

Remember that communists eat children and burn Bibles "so that before the inauguration of the red candidate should pour the contents of the formula of wormwood in water and make small drink it fasting. (Remember the milk business Ceteco: "Mummy I want my baby ").

The formula, created to alleviate this particular circumstance, is more powerful than spinach Popeye the sailor in question because children grow up healthy and strong after a couple of hours.

The same miraculous potion, which also contains genes for your furry inventor, will make his beard grow small built.

If you are a person who "does not close the lock" by its lack of facial hair can also use the formula to solve this problem and avoid unnecessary fines as fashion "Comrade beard" is obligatory.

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Deep Throat: for a journalism that rotate 180 degrees

MH in its desire to contribute to the professionalization of journalists, beyond technical writing, spelling, grammar and syntax-opens today "The Column Deep Throat , an undercover and witty communicator who still feel the brunt of downsizing in a prestigious Salvadoran morning.
Deep Throat, who has nothing to do with President Richard Nixon, has hardened its criticism of professional colleagues, particularly those "stars" very well known.
Warning: The opinions are not necessarily shared by the editorial line of MH.

Mass media, stars and feathers tuned elves

say that I am resentful, I think they do not resent resent, say by way of example: most of those who decided in the Salvadoran media are foreigners, endorsed with a "doubtful" reputation in their countries.
Thus, another example, is irreducible to note that opinion leaders are more spaces in the columns are resentful European economists and southern easily get sponsorship to fund electronically with its tricolor feathers, adorned with the flag of impartiality hopeful.
The "stars and goblins" of the media are themselves more of the same: little training in our decadent powers of communication, "which do not exist under that figure," total absence of critical sense, constant errors art, faces that pretend to be nice and hide behind the submission to the editorial defending nerve and heart the interests of historical leaders.
Journalism in El Salvador is decadent, the There's no doubt, much as the champions of absolute truth (it would be good philosophical debate about what the term implies), defend their information, as does the recurring political progeny of Social Democrats.
Me too "I like you calm" and stop pretending that the bohemian philosophical and legal review will redeem the people who are devoted to "Divino Salvador del Mundo", but anyone who saves.
And it makes me emotional instability when they are founded, or reformed, TV news formats "Lefty", as one does not in opposition to monopoly, but lack the ethical standard not to appeal to magnify feelings for the information. At the very style
News Four Vision deal internationally renowned journalists that pulse build their stories and sensationalism too often confuse information-to renew channels that lack only "people see us."
collapses But I thought, when media, that have failed in their quest editorial and considered to have the absolute truth, make staff cuts to the astonishment of the guild, which, despite its evils, he feels vulnerable. Moreover
my neurons are gangrene, where the largest association of journalists, which revamped its mid-year directory is kept warm to the atrocities committed by the media companies.
But wait, when the president's radio program is funded by the same means ...
government advertising mainly collapses citizen interests should defend journalists, hence the need for licensing.
Unsuccessful attempts have been to rescue the little dignity you have left journalism in El Salvador, especially when the moves have been groups that do not have the backing of the majority, in an area every day but the air divided by that heavenly infuse their jobs in the newsrooms of the print media and television monopoly.
The guild yet, despite graduating in the universities, has not noticed that every member is a piece of gear and overwhelming sophisticated machinery, which we are all replaceable.
A square in a newsroom is expected by dozens of new communities each year stop our "Faculty of Communication", seeking an opportunity, more and more closed, and comply with low wages, poor treatment of its own editors and ties that impose editorial increasingly criticized for its full tilt to a ruling class, unable to leave power.
recurring reports are unethical, magnified and speculative, but the same every day most readers do opt for the powerful mental trial and accept with timid murmurs the total aberration of the consecrated hypocritical press, that he feels the fourth power, but like the other three are corrupt and undemocratic.
Although murmurs are shy, so goes the pitcher to the river breaking ending ... is not far on the horizon the day when society itself requires a conversion of "magical elves" who daily make the news a little authentic reconstruction the reality of the small country devoted to the protection of an expected "Savior."

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