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shopping list to withstand the onslaught of communism

MH, where desire to serve the community, then presented a list of items, and their recommendations, you should buy, despite the economic crisis, to survive the onslaught of the imminent arrival of the communists to power.

For Christians:
Bibles in various editions (Latin American Jerusalem and King James) and that under communism the only literature allowed and mandatory group discussion will be The Capital, poket edition of the speeches of Fidel Castro and novenas to "Che Guevara."

addition, you can read, auque in smaller groups, "The Urban Guerrilla Handbook," prepared by the experienced shooter Mario Belloso, and a series of booklets prepared by 12 Salvadorans who last year traveled to Iran to receive training, According to information recently published by a prestigious morning Salvadoran never identified sources.

also guarantees a supply of wax candles and gallons of holy water, which can easily be found in Esquipulas or near the central market.

This is because the Revelation predicts three days of darkness before the end of the world and the arrival of the Communists mean for El Salvador the end of his rant freedoms. According

grandparents, including Jimy Cortez, director of MH during the three days of darkness before the end of the world, by some divine force, just light the candles of wax previously blessed by a priest.

Note: The religious do not become the Theology of Liberation, will be exiled by the communists in an island in the Gulf of Fonseca and will be launched by white sharks in the coastal zone, this because "Religion is the opium of the people."

For men:
A generous endowment of razors (no matter the brand) and that communism will be mandatory for every member of the revolution hold his beard in the style Che Guevara, Fidel Castro and Camilo Cienfuegos. Get ready because there will

competitions thicket acolochamiento and texture of each of the hairs that compose it, and big surprises for the comrades who best meet this trend will impose communism. It will also be compulsory military uniform olive green accompanied by a blood red beret, this garment can also be replaced by a cap similar to that used every day the "Diablito Ruiz, mayor of the heroic city of Soyapango, then the victory will mutate its name to the peoples Palmas Bolivarian. "

For sports fans
Buy "dvds" with "100 goals of all time," Maradona vs Pele and all the classics of Real Madrid - Barcelona, \u200b\u200bbecause communism come forward only baseball, following the example of Cuba.

Certainly the "brigades of citizen power" can only be confronted the government team "The Bearded", in honor of Fidel.

For couples who just
jars bearing a novel formula of aging, (because of the bulge has not yet found the ideal elements) which will soon be presented to the press by the legendary journalist Chango_7_rayos, its inventor .

Remember that communists eat children and burn Bibles "so that before the inauguration of the red candidate should pour the contents of the formula of wormwood in water and make small drink it fasting. (Remember the milk business Ceteco: "Mummy I want my baby ").

The formula, created to alleviate this particular circumstance, is more powerful than spinach Popeye the sailor in question because children grow up healthy and strong after a couple of hours.

The same miraculous potion, which also contains genes for your furry inventor, will make his beard grow small built.

If you are a person who "does not close the lock" by its lack of facial hair can also use the formula to solve this problem and avoid unnecessary fines as fashion "Comrade beard" is obligatory.