"What I liked about these meetings, it was the men's bikini parade" Kasandra
Drafting Anthony Elias MH
Kasandra recessed Government a month ago in the midst of a major crisis and harsh accusations of corruption, abuse and witchcraft against him. After five years of seeing him up in the soup - when he had to eat, the vast majority Salvadorans were "thank God" that is out.
Although he looks more fat and bald, except the chest, was cool and friendly interview with MH performed at the legendary Stew's Café. He looks serene, always willing to show its not so best smile, the style of the commercials. Wounded Marsupial
: What it evokes the phrase "A government with a human? Kasandra
Anthony: Look, this was not an invention of mine. I wanted something more than hit, as "Kasandra here, Kasandra there is happiness everywhere." At the end, no one cares what I said y decidieron “Un gobierno con Sentido Humano”. Nadie me hacía caso.
MH: Pero mire, como a su Gobierno con sentido humano lo acusan de robo y corrupción, eso no me cuadra...
AK: Nooooo, eso es invento del nuevo gobierno para levantar cortinas de humo. Cítame ejemplos.
MH: Pues... hablando de cortinas, hasta los acusan de llevarse las sábanas de la Residencia Presidencial
AK: No, mira, te voy a explicar, esas colchas se las compré a un chapín que andaba vendiendo telas por la casa, esa vez también le compré unos cortaúñas, unos pastes y como cinco bolsas de maní. Tampoco es cierto que mi mujer grabbed a china pots, that is the Taiwanese government gave us to continue having sex with them.
MH: And what about the jacuzzi in the Ministry of Youth?
AK: Look one thing is certain, there'd only us. Every Sunday, after the Toby cult, the leaders of MAJE (Sandbox Movement Never give El Salvador) did picnic. We arrived a couple of times to get wet feet with Ligia. But what I liked about these meetings, it was the men's bikini parade, lol, Ummm.
MH: Okay, but it is questionable that has contracted with Alejandro Fernandez to sing the "Carbone" in the Iberoamerican Summit, although he could have sung Lora Josse, Marito Rivera or trailers (finalists Singing for a Dream) ...
AK: That was a very difficult decision, initially thought that Daddy would have been nice to make a version Yankie perreo, but we realized that no, can you imagine the king giving spanking to Sofia?, Then think Celine Dion with a remix of the Titanic, but because Canada is not in Latin America ... In the end, the best was the "Colt" ummm.
MH: But I was drunk and he forgot the lyrics.
AK: Nooo, he I was not drunk, those who were taken were those of the Symphony. They lost the rhythm and Alejandro forgetting the lyrics. Also, many looks of lust was upon him and became nervous. Poor thing, did you see his trousers stuck?
MH: No, I did not see ... Why lose the election?
AK: (frowning) Look, the blame did not attend the ARENA leadership Rodri, we did what we could, did everything possible and even impossible, but they were, the guys were guilty, they did not understand that Rodrigues was the best card we had. I will not talk about it anymore (he voice cracks.)
MH: What was the best of your government?
AK: Travel ...
MH: And the worst?
AK: Usssh, that Arabic was walking along to kill me. Lucky I found that I wanted to get off the helicopter. Murderer, fool! Ah, sometimes it was not for Roncks July asesórame the back, did not know that answer, that was ugly.
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